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spedbug ([personal profile] spedbug) wrote2005-06-28 10:10 pm

Care to tour my day?

Here's me getting up and having coffee. Isn't my hair interesting at that angle? No, no, stay behind the velvet rope; my breath can be fatal at this time of day.

Here's me exercising. See me jump around and sweat? Mind the velvet rope or you'll get spattered with sweat.

Here's me showering. I said stay behind the velvet rope! Sheesh!

Here's me at the Credit Union, making a deposit. See my 1/2% interest bearing accounts? See me staying with the credit union because my father is on the board of directors and I've been a member since birth.

Here's me at Michael's craft store. Here's me with lots of stuff in my hands. Here's me putting some of the stuff back when I realize just how much I have. Here's me standing in front of the yarn sale having an internal argument. Here's me buying one skein of beautiful watered-ribbon yarn instead of splurging.

Look, now I'm at Tenety's house. Chat, chat, chat. Oh, no, thunder and lightning! I want to stay ahead of ths storm so I leave. I drive so well (hee hee) that I am far enough ahead of the storm to risk a stop at A. C. Moore craft store before the storm hits. What's that you say? I was already at a craft store, today? What does that have to do with anything? No talking during the tour! See all the pretty paper I bought? Card stock, mulberry and vellum in beautiful colors and textures. It does my soul good.

Oh, look, here I am risking Photoshop even though I haven't received the RAM upgrade, yet. The heavens are smiling on me! The work I did saves without locking up.

Here are MrBug and I picking Savagefuzzball up from Jazz Chords practice. See that grin on SFB's face? She heard a rumor that the school might be performing Jekyll & Hyde next year. That would be lovely, wouldn't it?

Okay, everyone. Make sure your hands and feet are inside the post as we come to the end of the tour. Don't forget your belongings and exit to the right. Thank you for touring SpedBug's Live Journal entry for the day; please come again, soon.

[identity profile] spedbug.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget your "I read the SpedBug LJ post and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.

[identity profile] irascignavojo.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I want mine - after all I completed the tour twice, first on a fastpaced run-through, then again on a slower pace

[identity profile] atabei.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
D'ya have family discount rates for this post?

Families over twenty get a 10% discount on all SpedBug souveneir items.

[identity profile] spedbug.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Children under 13 should not tour these posts as there are dark corners and sharp edges.

Domesticated animals may be seized and eaten. (Chihuahuas in handbags get in free).

what was your favorite part?

[identity profile] antof9.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
mine was when she had two shopping cartsful of Michael's goodies and bonked into that Martha Stewart-wannabee in the floral section :)

yes, sure

[identity profile] irascignavojo.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
you'll find the rates (and the extra surprise) here:
http://tinyurl.com/c66ee

hee hee hee

[identity profile] spedbug.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Very wiley.

On a sidenote

[identity profile] irascignavojo.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
do you keep an exhibit of the 73 brains somewhere?

Is that how many victims I've acquired?

[identity profile] spedbug.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.
I wish I could show them off during the tour but, unfortunately, I gobbled them down immediately.

87 now...

[identity profile] irascignavojo.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
you could add thid link to your tour (or leave it in my comments):
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?spedbug!count