State the obvious (my own little meme you can steal and add to)

[spedbug]

The toilet paper roll does not replace itself.
Hand towels are to dry one's hands on, not to wipe dirt onto. Use soap!
The square box inserted into the kitchen cabinets is called a dish washer. If you put your dirty dishes into it, they will come out clean. It's like magic!

Comments

[spedbug.livejournal.com]

Fitted sheets have an appetite for socks and their young (pillowcases). They feed, in secret, during the laundering process. If searched while still warm, one can get them to regurgitate their prey; if the search isn't done immediately, the prey will be digested and gone forever.