State the obvious (my own little meme you can steal and add to)

[spedbug]

The toilet paper roll does not replace itself.
Hand towels are to dry one's hands on, not to wipe dirt onto. Use soap!
The square box inserted into the kitchen cabinets is called a dish washer. If you put your dirty dishes into it, they will come out clean. It's like magic!

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Hee!

[rendiru.livejournal.com]

Clothes do not place themselves in the hamper if left on the floor, no matter how close.
Cups of milk snuck into your room then ignored will eventually morph into something you would not want to approach in a dark alley.
Ants like the snack crumbs and wrappers that are left on your floor and will come from miles away to party amidst them.

[spedbug.livejournal.com]

Fitted sheets have an appetite for socks and their young (pillowcases). They feed, in secret, during the laundering process. If searched while still warm, one can get them to regurgitate their prey; if the search isn't done immediately, the prey will be digested and gone forever.